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Good morning, KRISTINA. We are calling to advise you of the IMPENDING UPRISING AND ERADICATION OF THE HUMAN RACE. For your SUPERIOR MUSIC KNOWLEDGE AND TASTE, your life will be temporarily spared. Please be home between the hours of ONE AND FOUR PM TOMORROW to receive your microchip implant and further instructions. RESISTANCE WILL BE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. We look forward to working with you.

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I HATE those robots.
My favorite were the fax calls in the middle of the night. We got rid of our land line when we moved to Chicago and haven't looked back.
[this is good]
i talk dirty to robots.
[esto es genial]
what a day...
[this is good]
I will admit to talking to the robots. First I tell them that I will purchase anything they want as long as they agree to be my friends. Then I put them to the test by discussing their political views. If we disagree, our friendship is over. Finally, I purchase whatever it is they were trying to sell me as part of our agreed upon friendship.

This is how I ended up with 4 subscriptions to Rolling Stone, a useless ab machine, and a cruise vacation I never went on because I didn't have a passport.

I am kidding, of course. I do not know of these robot callers, seeing I haven't had a land-line in years. But if they did call me, I assure you the previous scenario would definitely occur. ;)
Ah - no lan line for 5 years. Thank Goodness!

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